It's been a fairly good day so far. I'm continuing my program of researching space-time structure by having sex with beautiful aliens. (I presume everyone's up to speed on this, since I've been posting regularly.)
We did consider conquering Greenland, just for the amusement value, but there sure isn't much worthwhile real estate there! New Zealand looks more promising, but that will have to wait until I finish hacking into the orbital mind-control lasers. (Isn't it funny how world domination keeps slipping down the priority list? So much to do that's more INTERESTING!)
I think I'll go back to bed now, as soon as I've changed the sheets. I'm not sure those stains will EVER come out, but we made real progress on the Schiff-Wheeler Gravitational Symmetry Conjecture!
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